Funny Santa Singh jokes 2

[itschahat]

Seeing santa singh depressed one of his friends asks him.

"Oye why r u sad?"
....To which santa replies ..."I lost 300 rs in bet."
... His friend ask hims..."How?"
Santa singh says.."I bet on india for rs 200...But unfortunately india lost"
His friend queries.."But u said 300 rs..."
Santa singh answers..."I again bet for india for rs 100 in the highlights of the match"
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Santa and banta find three hand grenades and decide to take them to the police station.
"What if one of them explodes before we get there?" Asks banta.
"Don’t worry about it," says santa. "We’ll just lie and tell them we only found two."
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Santa and banta jungle mein
Saamne aayaa sher
Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki
Aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa
Santa:main kyun bhaagu matthi to tune phenki hai!!!

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- Chahat

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