im gonna make up a couple of poems on the spot bout my friends
teptep tep
watch out for the step
you like to play sing star
and you make me go HAR HAR HAR!
you have a turtle whos name is herley
i didnt know that he was a girly
coz i always thought herley was a name for a boy
Just like patrick, fred and roy
you have red hair
but you wouldnt dare
to dye it green
or else i will scream!
your mum is nice
i hope she dusnt have lice
like mr stagat has in his mostauche
and like mrs cugly has in her scarf
you went in the pool
coz you are cool
youre the best singer ever
even when you are pulling a lever
you had a dog his name was dexy
he was quite the... sexy!
i never knew him but oh well
ring ring goes your doorbell
bye tep the little red man
just plz dont turn into a frying pan
Katkat kat
rat a tat tat
on your door
or on the floor
your brother dan loves me
oh dont you see
how cool you are
only coz of your mums wicked car
but not really
though ideally
we should go in the pool
coz pool rhymes with school
in the pool i did almost drown you
but at least you didnt go to the loo
in the water
coz i woulda caughter
you
then banished you to a life in jail
then you would quite the wail
but i wouldnt do that
i love you too much
even though you are not dutch
frolic in the water is what we would do
me you and a girl named sue
im going to bring this poem to an end
if you ever need a hand to lend
that didnt make sense but o dear
the end of the world is ever so near!