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Post by itschahat on May 1, 2007 4:08:16 GMT -5
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl. Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate "Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese." "How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" " Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese. Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue u've broken. Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am . ---------- - Chahat Have You Ever Seen Car Of Osama Bin Ladenwww.JokesDuniya.com
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Post by smilekatielovesyou on Oct 6, 2007 15:20:13 GMT -5
Those are SO hilarious.
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