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Post by eellaaa on Nov 30, 2006 16:54:54 GMT -5
Official yo momma jokes thread.
There have been a lot of yo momma "jokes" going around in the past couple of years so I decided to make a thread with them. They also created a show where people can bash each other with these jokes.
Post all of the yo momma jokes that you know.
Here are two examples:
Yo momma is so stupid she yelled in a envelope trying to send voice mail.
Yo momma is so stupid that she almost starved to death because she said she didn't eat any food when she was locked up in a grocery store.
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Post by * / / K a t y .. o x ] < * on Dec 1, 2006 21:10:34 GMT -5
here r mine:
Yo mama so fat she sat on a gamcube and made it a gameBOY
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat it took me a buss and 2 train rides to get on her good side
Yo mama so fat she ate jenny AND craig
yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped oout
Yo mama so fat she fell over on 4th street and landed on 12th
I have more but I'll post them later xx
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Post by eellaaa on Dec 2, 2006 12:01:43 GMT -5
Yo Momma is so fat she fell on the sidewalk I didn't want to laugh but the ground was cracking up!!!
Yo mama is so stupid when she was driving to Disneyland she saw a sign that said Disneyland left. so she turned around and went home.
Yo mama is so dumb she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama's so fat when she ordered a water bed they layed a blanket on the Pacific Ocean.
Yo Momma so dumb she tried to drown a fish.
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Post by uglyontheinside on Dec 4, 2006 21:31:33 GMT -5
Yo mama so fat she ate jenny AND craig LOL, Freakin halerious!! Yo mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales |
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Post by †€p on Dec 6, 2006 0:50:05 GMT -5
yo mamma so fat i ran around her twice and got lostyo mamma so fat her legs look like off milk
yo mamma so fat we're in her right now
yo mamma so fat when she went swimming in the sea spain claimed her as a new world
yo mamma so fat she layed down on the beach and people started runnin around her yellin "FREE WILLY"
yo mamma so fat she goes to a resturant looks at da menu and says "okay"
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Post by irresistiblel0ve on Jan 9, 2007 23:55:59 GMT -5
I heard this one on the show, its the only one I can think of the moment
Yo mama so stupid she tried putting M & M's in alphabetical order;
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Post by * / / K a t y .. o x ] < * on Jan 11, 2007 6:23:52 GMT -5
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her driving license
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired'
Yo mama so old she sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade
Yo mama so old she waited tables at the last supper (tell me if you get this coz I definately dont)
Yo mama so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train
Yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her parents
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving! *MA FAVE*
Yo mama so dumb she failed a survey
Yo mama so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch
Yo mama so ugly she goes in a strip joint they pay her to keep her clothes ON!
Yo mama so ugly she uses a line of makeup called 'Why Bother'
Yo mama so ugly the pshyciatrist makes her lay face down
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn the cameras off!
Yo mama so fat her shadow wieghs 31524 kgs
Yo mama so fat she outs mayonaise on her aspirin
*LOL* luv em but ma 2 faves are:~ Yo mama so fat she ate Jenny AND Craig and Yo mama's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she sees people waving! LMFAO! |
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Post by uglyontheinside on Jan 27, 2007 20:32:56 GMT -5
You mommas so fat she doest go skinny dipping, She goes chunky dunking lol!
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Post by x-laydii-freddii-x on Jan 29, 2007 18:22:02 GMT -5
OMGGGGGGGGGG! thats sooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny!
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